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https://youtu.be/OgulpPIgIM8
(Reaper Man)
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As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
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[Family is talking about Peter's Drinking problem]
Brian: And remember the time when you had an Irish Coffee before we went to see "Philadelphia"? [Shows them in a movie theater]
Peter: Ah, yeah. It's the guy from "Big". Tom Hanks Everything he says is a Riot.
Tom Hanks: I have AIDS. [Peter starts laughing uncontrollably]
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If all the seas were ink,
And all the reeds were pens,
And all the skies were parchment,
And all the men could write,
These would not suffice
To write down all the red tape
Of this Government.
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