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Day 74 of no fap

As I exited my vehicle to walk into work I caught scent of a female in heat 73.35 meters upwind. Because of the fog I couldn’t see her yet but judging by the scent she was mid twenties, and healthy. My ultra attunated hearing was able to pick up her gait, which put her at about 5’6”. My mind, free of the constraints of porn and indecent imagery, was able to calculate her weight based on the ripple in the testosterone continuum produced by her footsteps as she walked away from me.

Being that I was 10 minutes early for work, I made chase and followed her through the fog still without visual contact. I was like a pilot navigating the white abyss by instrument alone. I was trailing her about 130m behind when I sensed her phone vibrate in her purse through the pavement. Holding my ear to the ground I was able to faintly pick up on the conversation she was having with beta BF. Based on the annoyed tone in her voice I knew now was the time to strike.

I readied my legs and concentrated all of my Testo-chakras into my Vastus Medialus muscles as I assumed a sprinters starting stance. I exploded forward in a cataclysm of sex hormone fueled rage. Exactly 2.54 nanoseconds later I began to phase through time and space as I meshed with the testosterone continuum. As I phased through the helpless female target I nutted directly into both of her Fallopian tubes, destroying her previously unbroken hymen and causing her to orgasm INSTANTLY. As I began to slow down 33.6 light years later, I realized that while she would have wanted to thank me for giving her the gift of my superior seed that she was already dead and gone having raised my CHAD progeny to repopulate the earth.

As I float into the the celestial abyss of the greater Crab Nebula I am not filled with regret for having left my world, but rather happiness for having left it a better place.

You’re welcome gentlemen

Grew up with a vodka aunt, we ♥♥♥♥♥♥ after my 18th birthday. I think I'm a sex addict with a problem, I ♥♥♥♥ femboys, traps, sluts, CDs, I've ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a waitress while she was on shift at a diner I passed through going home from college. I'll ♥♥♥♥ about anyone as long as we have consent and a condom. Worst part is I'm built, six pack, strong, decent-lookin dude. I just can't stop, so if you need sex in the NYC area with someone who doesn't judge and uses protection I never disappoint. Happy fappin creeps and ♥♥♥♥♥.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture I really wanted to tell you that it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha. I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly I'm like really against misogyny and like I'll be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime it's a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments but don't worry I'll be there to protect you;) sorry that wasn't flirting, I swear I'm just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far really sorry I'm really shy I don't go out much haha, add me we should talk more you look really nice and fun:3