I have like three ♥♥♥ guy friends.

They’re ♥♥♥.

I am not.

They’re also “just kidding” a lot.

“Hey Ethan I’m conducting an experiment on ♥♥♥♥ size can you give me your data”

“Hey Ethan how do you know you’re not ♥♥♥ have you ever scientifically theorised your straightness? I know a test subject.”

“Hey Ethan you’ve been masturbating profusely to photos of Heath Ledger for a while now are you sure you’re not ♥♥♥?”

And in response I choke them to death with a straight pride flag I knitted myself for this very reason.

For real, just play it off. If a ♥♥♥ dude is like

“Wanna hook up”

Aez

haha tu me rapelles mon mononque ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Nah, why the invite frenchie?

desole pour te poser cette question, je t'acceuille a m'ajouter encore. Je m'en fiches d'ou vas tu! ^^