I have never been a fan of midget porn, or consider myself educated on the subject. It's not that I think people with dwarfism are ugly and lesser then me, I just don't like that they kinda look like the Mii avatar. Regardless, what happened Wednesday, April 12 2018 changed my outlook on the dwarf porn community completely. Picture this, it's 4 am and I have entered a state of REM sleep. In male humans, it's common to release excess sperm in sleep to prevent swelling and build up in the testicles, and thus relates to my story. I don't really dream much anymore, but when I do its a special moment for me. In this dream, I awoke in a plain field, deep in a valley surrounded by the most beautiful mountains you can, and did dream. I often notice I dream about things that happened during the day, and when it's reflected heavily in the dream. In this instance, I had been playing some Minecraft hunger games a few hours earlier, and as I went to bed that night I had thought deeply about it. As a result, I had access to everything I knew about Minecraft in said dream world. I dreamt a castle, I thought of every block I would use and where I would put them, and then it just, was. I have a little fun, I switch up my dream a little and go a few places but eventually I end up back in my castle. Remember what I said about my real life thoughts entering my dreams? I had been looking at midget porn before I went to bed, mostly to screenshot and send in discords as a meme. However, I soon realized my mistake as I found myself balls deep in famous pornstar and movie actor Bridget the midget. Usually I would be grossed out about passionate sexual relations with a famous dwarf pornstar, but the fuzzy cloud of the dream seemed to blur my reason and logic. My bodily functions worked as normal, and I was completely and udderly flaccid. My mind said yes, but my body said no. Anyways, I woke feeling aroused, disgusted, and sticky.