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5 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
131.3 hrs on record (48.4 hrs at review time)
Whilst playing this game, it quickly became apparent to me that if I was stuck on an island with one game to play I would want this to be THE game. Alas I don't think I would live very long on an island alone.
Posted 15 November, 2024.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
23.1 hrs on record (12.8 hrs at review time)
me: darned spider king killed me again. all that work for nought.
the game: here's a cut scene to advance the story every time you die.

me: darned fatigue locked me out of playing my fave character.
the game: here's an egg that cleanses fatigue; and have this better character to play!

me: this is just the same repetitive grind to unlock incremental upgrades.
the game: ...
me: i keep coming back to this game. there's something enjoyable to this.
Posted 16 February, 2024. Last edited 16 February, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
10.2 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
promising intro quickly degenerates to crawling through vents and random countdown to hide or be devoured. albeit i'll probably still play more tomorrow.
Posted 1 February, 2024.
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2 people found this review funny
2.6 hrs on record (2.4 hrs at review time)
it ok
Posted 25 November, 2023.
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10 people found this review helpful
16.8 hrs on record (8.4 hrs at review time)
Best porn game I played and it's only Version 0.0.3. i'm disappointed I will never find another porn game as kinky and sexually charged as this. I love the game idea - naive country girl, deprived of sex from religious boyfriend, is tempted and corrupted by the debauchery of big city life. I love the game design too, there is free roam, and you can choose to be good or bad, with fun consequences.
Posted 15 July, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
30.0 hrs on record
Pros:
-Gorgeous graphics and excellent voice acting.
-The story plays well with why your character is reliving or having to repeat the mini games over and over.
-Puzzles are okay; the dev made effort to add thunderbolts and spirals to some backgrounds to avoid identical puzzle pieces of a monotone backdrop.
-Cheat mode, literally couldn't have beat the game without it

Cons:
-Dev's intentional anal scene loop, which I agree with the dude in Discussion section that it felt game-breaking.
-The old school approach of having to use a game guide to choose certain sequence of dialogues to progress.
-Still not sure how and what ♥♥♥ points do exactly.
-Buggy achievements that keep popping.
-Looped scenes and lack of instruction on how to progress.
-Unforgiving timer, even knowing all the memory tiles, i struggle to click everything in time.
-Overall stretched out and repetitive gameplay.
Posted 10 July, 2023. Last edited 10 July, 2023.
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10 people found this review helpful
43.8 hrs on record (27.6 hrs at review time)
Pros:
-Sex scenes are abundant and easy to get to.
-Excellent technicalities like ability to backtrack dialogues/choices, and infinite save files
-Option to edit relationship titles anytime
-Gallery to revisit unlocked sex scenes
-Free and impressive amount of content

Cons:
-The English translation is not great but the overall plot conveys and is quite interesting.
-Personally, I wish facial was a selectible finishing style amongst the seemingly ubiquitous creampie and ♥♥♥ on back/belly.
Posted 17 June, 2023. Last edited 17 June, 2023.
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11 people found this review helpful
7.8 hrs on record (7.8 hrs at review time)
Gameplay is kinda like Valiant Hearts where you solve puzzles with your dog companion during war. A bit of stealth as well.

The architectures are modeled after real monuments, which is pretty cool.

Story-wise: Your parents die in an air raid. However your dad wasn't an ordinary businessman, and has left you a registry regarding a mysterious club aka the Wakamatsu Shokai. Your barmy arse lose the bloody registry, and things just go really really bad.

I thought the protagonist didn't really contribute to the ending.
Still i appreciate a happy ending albeit very abrupt.

You can tell the developers put their heart into this.
I appreciate the full controller support.
For the $26 launch price, yes I would recommend it baby!
Posted 17 February, 2023. Last edited 17 February, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
16.1 hrs on record
For casual gamers i do not recommend this game.
Go play Attack of the Earthlings instead.

I had trouble with resolution and controller support; but was able to fix after googling and editing the games codes.

I played for two days on rookie difficulty. First day I had troops die or gravely wounded every mission; but i was having fun and learning. Second day of playing was even more difficult, and i started loading to previous turns to beat each mission.

I'm at the point where I've lost the will to continue.
Vipers are grabbing my troops through walls.
When I am right in front of an enemy i still don't have 100% to connect a shot.
Blade attacks do different damage each time. Why.
Every shot feels like gambling; i'm just fighting probability.

I googled and found out that early game is difficult until your troops level up.
Unfortunately, i'm not sticking around to find out.
Like i'm already halfway leveled on some of my troops and still i can't one shot an enemy; and enemies often outnumber us two / three fold.

Maybe i should've unlocked Black Market to get access to buy high-level troops.
However, i was always struggling with low supplies so i didn't think i could afford Black Market troops.
Posted 30 December, 2022. Last edited 30 December, 2022.
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17.6 hrs on record
Very enjoyable game. Easy to pick up. Humorous story.

I have always wanted to play games like XCOM but they seem so daunting to learn.
I tried another one called The Red Solstice in the past and couldn't get past the tutorial.
Then comes this game to finally ease me into the genre.

It's about 16 hours to finish, which felt good for casual gamer like me.
Loved the humor of the story and its characters.
Good voice acting too. Thanks for making it.

I did get this game for free from chrono.gg
It turned out to be one of my favorite games and i highly recommend it.
Posted 28 December, 2022. Last edited 28 December, 2022.
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