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Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
ㅤ* I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
ㅤ* You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
🌋 * 🎍 * 📘 * 👑 * 🍖 * 👾 * 📀 * 🎄 * 📕 * 📒 * 🎫 * 💚 * 👹 * 🥗 * 🕺 * 🎁

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm here all week!

元旦快乐😗

𝑀𝑒𝓇𝓇𝓎 𝒞𝒽𝓇𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓂𝒶𝓈. :candymandy: