Rip

I sexually identify as a rough endoplasmic reticulum. Ever since I was a Golgi body I dreamed of transporting materials throughout the cytoplasm. People tell me that being a rough endoplasmic reticulum is impossible and that I'm a useless network of membrane but I don't care, those guys are all useless centrioles. I'm having a plastic surgeon attach ribosomes to me and then I can create vesicles to send synthesized proteins. From now on everyone should respect my right to be a rough endoplasmic reticulum and my right to fold protein molecules; protecting my right of surrounding the nucleus. If you can't accept me you are a reticulaphobe and should check your organelle privilege, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ prokaryotic scum. For those who do accept me as a rough endoplasmic reticulum, thanks for understanding.