are you a badddie? perchance, can i get your discord and can u be my new discord kitten pelasse

Recently.. a uh, principal.. in uh Nebraska. She wants to ban *holds up a candy cane* candy canes. Candy canes a uh simple candy that's been around for years and years. I-It's... It's a holiday treat. She said they wanna ban candy canes because they're shaped like a *flips candy cane around* "J" As in Jesus. We-well listen to me you stupid.. ♥♥♥♥, and I'm being a gentlemen by not using another word to describe you. What if we held it like this *holds it up normally* Would that help the situation, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot? Have you ever seen a CANE? THIS IS WHAT CANES LOOK LIKE! SO ITS A CANDY "CANE"! LIKE THIS! *indicates cane being held up properly* WE DON'T HOLD IT LIKE THIS *flips it around to look like a J" UNLESS ITS A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ UMBRELLA YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MORON! *tosses candy cane down*

ram ranch is under siege

Do you wanna know why I'm so sus? My father was a crewmate...and a snitch. And one night, I'm playing amogus and I'm imposter. Mommy sees me venting and runs to med bay to hide herself. My father doesn't like that. Not...one...bit. So, he runs to call an emergency meeting, laughing while he does so. He points to me, and he says, "Why so sussy?" He accuses me of venting - "Why so sussy?" He votes me out causing all the other crewmates to do the same - "Let's kick this imposter off our ship!" And... why so sussy?