Humor in the Court:
Q. And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral. O.K.? What school do
you go to?
A. Oral.
Q. How old are you?
A. Oral.
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Wisdom is rarely found on the best-seller list.
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Brutha tried to nod, and thought: I'm on everyone's side. It'd be
nice if, just for once, someone was on mine.
(Small Gods)
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Paul: Good way to avoid frostbite, folks, put your hands between
your buttocks. That's nature's pocket.
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Who needs friends when you can sit alone in your room and drink?
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<Deek> Yes, America is a country based on how pissed-off a group of taxed
people can get.
<Deek> We exist as a country because we're cheap.
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You learn to write as if to someone else because NEXT YEAR YOU WILL BE
"SOMEONE ELSE."
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He was considered by Ankh-Morpork's professional underclass to be something of an intellectual because some of his tattoos were

I miss you <3