RECETA DE EMPANADA DE ATÚN
Te recomiendo usar atún en aceite en vez de atún natural porque saldría mucho mas jugosa sin duda, tendrá algo mas de calorías pero seguro que no te vas a arrepentir.

Ingredientes
2 masas de empanada
6 latas de atún en aceite de oliva
1 cebolla
1 pimiento rojo
1 pimiento verde
1 diente de ajo
1 bote de salsa de tomate frito (200 ml)
2 huevos duros
1 huevo para pintar
Sal
Aceite de oliva virgen extra

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