so you've wandered into my profile. not sure why but while you're here i might as well tell you some things about me. stay a while and listen if you want to.

age 22
from crumpet land
average writer.
favourite game type: MMO
favourite colour: purple
grammer: absolutely horid, dont hat me fr ti.
are you autistic?: yes
pun level: unacceptable
funny?: oh hell no
will you nuke me?: yes
gender: yes
sex: male
favourite game to play alone: stardew valley
favourite game to play with friends: drg/warframe
favourite game to play with family: last epoch
religion?: was an atheist till i looked in the mirror
can you call me by these pronouns?: is mortal ok?
who made your sexy logo: Gabija is the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ beast who designed it. go throw money at them so you can be sexy too.
personality type?: INTP-T

general rules:
if i'm asleep, don't wake me, i will find a way to kill you if you do.

if it even slightly inconveniences me. it's heresy

if you do anything to annoy me, it's treason

i WILL say the most random ♥♥♥♥ you have ever heard and you WILL go along with it if you value your sanity.

if you last more than a month with me and are not fully crazy, then i will consider you a friend.

if you ever meet me outside the internet without planning to, run.

accounts:

discord: herozen13#9174

if you are adding me for ANY of these reasons, don't
you want me to advertise anything
you want to trade
you want to scam
you want to harass me cause of something i said in a forum
you're my mother
one of my friends pissed you off and you want to turn me against them
you think we should date (may make an exception if you can provide proof of sanity)

DO add me for any of these reasons:
you want to play games with me
you want to send me memes
you want writing tips
you want to write something with me (i ain't picky)
you are struggling with something in a game i play
you want to call me a cactus humping tree goblin
you have info on "the thing" that i left at "the place" with "the goat with a top hat"
you want a friend.

and finally: games i play:
warframe
deep rock galactic
terraria
minecraft
PA:T
portal 2
star conflict
dungeon keeper 2
stardew valley
last epoch
roboquest

thats about it. see ya around, maybe








umm, dude, profile is done, go away








why are you still here? GO DO SOMETHING!



















are you really still here?





what do you want me to do? tap dance? SCRAM!

















look, there really is nothing down here!








NONE!





ZILCH!











NOT A DAMN THING!








and yet, you are still here...









people said i have no life. clearly they were wrong if you're down here.








ok seriously, there is NOTHING down here.











congratulations, you passed a depth deeper than the crushing depths of my soul









you're still here. ffs







ok, look. not even SUNLIGHT will reach you down here.



ok, if i give you a link to some cool music, will you leave?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5rDSQearqc&list=LL593rW66Iug1DUlnJ1e9K8g&index=32&t=0s






















look. there really is nothing down here
you got the music, now go.
































is this some kind of joke? buy a joke book, and a clown
scratch that, BUY THE WHOLE DAMN CIRCUS.































hey look, the bottom. is there anything here? no. oh who could've predicted that. oh i know, ME. NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY DESC BOX!