babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.

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hey, Krasser Kai Uwe i'm an admin from PinkieCraft 🌈, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on we'll make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse ♥♥♥♥" like you requested but we'll work on it thank you

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I've always been obsessed with pushing the limits of how far I can piss. From 2 meters to 10 meters to 20 meters, I kept pushing myself, even videoing the angle and trajectory of the piss stream so I could do some quick parabolic motion calculations and find out how much power I needed to get the piss another meter or so farther. I'd also measure the wind speed, temperature and pressure just to make sure my air resistance calculations are right, but to make sure, I also hook this data into a computer to simulate the scenario using computational fluid dynamics. Eventually, the simulations got so complicated that I had to buy a new graphics card for $6000 but that's just not what this post is about.

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