Hey its me ur brother. can u let me hold your skins for a tournament? i'll also need u to placehold for me

Highest level gamer possible. Beautiful human soul. And a generous lover.

Once upon a time, in a beautiful forest, James was walking with is friend (Jay). Jay was french Canadian, James was American, but one day, Jay said something like :

-FRENCH POWA

James, with is sweet side, responds :

-FRENCH POWA

Please keep the curse words off my profile. This is a christian profile.

Hey ♥♥♥♥♥♥

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ♥♥♥♥♥? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to ♥♥♥♥♥ drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; ♥♥♥♥ was SO cash). You are all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my ♥♥♥♥♥

Koalas are ♥♥♥♥ing horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their ♥♥♥♥ing lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, ♥♥♥♥ and occasionally scream like ♥♥♥♥ing satan.