Orthodox CS:GO Player; The nine commandments:

1. You shall have no other games before CS:GO.

2. Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it CS:GO'ly. You shall not do anything (unless it is really, absolutely neccessary) but play or watch CS:GO on the Sabbath.

3. Anything up to six days you can work - if you want, and/or have to - but the seventh day is a Sabbath to CS:GO and your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mates in CS:GO! (Unless your mates suck anyways and your frieds/family are doing something really fun. Then screw CS:GO)

4. Honor Gabe, your Teammates, your favorite three pro teams' players (AND the management, video crew, marketing, etc. etc., they do hard work, too), and your dog or cat if you have one. DON'T LET YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CAT SLEEP ON YOUR KEYBOARD WHILE PLAYING, or at least don't tell your teammates about it. If your team loses a round because of your cat, thou shall slaugther it and offer its body as an apology to your teammates.

5. You shall not murder. (Unless it's for a greater good. Like slaughtering your cat so you don't suck so much at CS.)

6. You shall not commit cheating.

7. You shall not steal a player with a quad-kill his ACE.

8. You shall not bear false cheating accusations against your opponents.

9. You shall not covet your teammates or opponents skill, or his mousepad, or his mouse, or his graphics card, or his internet connection, or his monitor, or anything else that belongs to him.