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81.4 hrs on record (43.0 hrs at review time)
I had to uninstall the game because it was too good. I stopped taking showers, ate infrequently, just straight up became addicted to this game. You know that story about the guy who quit crack and then gave talks at schools about how crack is bad, but the students pointed out that he was obviously missing crack so bad? That's what this game is to me. I genuinely got minor depression for a week because the game was down because of the whole hacking incident.

I love this game so much, but I genuinely cannot risk playing it because it will get its grubby mitts on me and hold me down as I drown in its sheer awesomeness. Apex Legends gives you highs and lows, but this game gives you high after high, no matter how much you play it.

If you have responsibilities; feeding pets, going to work, school, anything, do not play this game. If you're willing to spend a couple of hours playing the best game in existence, then go right ahead. But be warned, this game will chew you up, swallow you whole, and refuse to spit you out. You will have to claw your way out of the belly of the beast.

Trust me.
Posted 1 November, 2022.
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85.2 hrs on record
What's not to like about this game? Military officials with access to classified documents about their vehicles literally leak them to Warthunder forums to get the devs to make them more accurate.
Posted 27 October, 2022. Last edited 24 January, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
79.2 hrs on record (63.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Me and my friends have Barotraumatic Stress Disorder
Posted 22 October, 2022.
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36 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
48.3 hrs on record (41.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
You know this is a good game when actual Finnish people call this game accurate on how life is in the rural Finnish countryside.

10/10 Would build that piece of ♥♥♥♥ car out of sheer rage again.
Posted 9 October, 2022.
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7.5 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
Game is surprisingly well polished. Never followed it, but seeing it now, it looks amazing. Barely played it, but already having fun. Give it a try!
Posted 7 August, 2022.
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70.0 hrs on record (25.6 hrs at review time)
This game isn't for casual gamers. This is the kind of game that has you micromanaging and appreciating every single piece of infrastructure you have. The kind that has you making decisions about what you think will be best for you, your company, and the vast network of planes, trains, boats and automobiles you will create.

You'll want to make each station and logistics hub even better than before. More organized, more streamlined, more efficient. If you don't want that, then that's fine, but this game is not for you.

In defense of those who are confused by the game, it's not your fault. The tutorial isn't very direct, and often times you find yourself looking to tutorials, guides, and videos online. This game guides you, but it's more like a game of "Hotter or Colder," you don't exactly know where you are, but you know you're getting warmer when you succeed.

This game and community is amazing. Very small and niche, and admittedly it could use multiplayer soon, but other than that, a very excellent game.

If you wanted more from games like OpenTTD or a bigger focus on transport from games such as Cities: Skylines, then this is the game for you.

Posted 2 August, 2022.
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43.4 hrs on record
Played this game for hours, and had a ♥♥♥♥ ton of fun with it. I have fond memories of playing this game. It's well designed, and it's just a shame not many people play. I encourage you to play!
Posted 24 March, 2022.
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1,687.5 hrs on record (429.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
You're a survivor in the Apocalypse, it's been a month and a half. You've built up good defenses. You've got a vehicle, crops, and enough gas and wood to last through the winter. It's August. You're bored as hell, so you decide to go on a road trip to get some guns at the Army Surplus Store west of Fallas Lake/Ekron. Your car is an automatic so it goes into 2nd gear while trying to go through the hordes of undead. Your engine doesn't have enough power to get through them. You're dead in the water.

You die as you exit your van, chomped to death by the burning undead that you lit on fire with a molotov.

RIP Wendi Hamilton.
Posted 26 February, 2022. Last edited 1 November, 2022.
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26.4 hrs on record (7.5 hrs at review time)
You know a game is good when even over a decade after it's been released, you still find yourself dying of laughter with your friends. Not to mention the endless mods.
Posted 4 February, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
49.0 hrs on record (7.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I play on the lowest settings and in windowed mode and it's still the most fun game I've played in a while.

11/10, better than sex with your righty or your lefty.
Posted 5 December, 2021.
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