Your left shoelace is tied better than anyone else’s on this planet. Fact.

i would bite u so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard. i would latch onto ur flesh like a starved sandworm and bolt my four mandibles shut with the force of an adult pitbull until my teeth converged inside ur meaty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tendons. u could waterboard me with isopropyl ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ alcohol and i wouldn't loosen my death grip. i would suck all the nutrients from your soft tissues until u shrivel up into a sapless dehydrated husk and then crunch my teeth into ur parched crust, like a cicada shell

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hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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