can lift a fully-grown horse above my head, and I can
hold my breath for ten minutes. To settle a wager, I
once ate a pound of P.B. Fouke's strongest badger
poison and then ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel
pain, and I can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No
man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in
formal combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy Negro Man
and a rare Deepwater Jew. A medical doctor and two
priests have written and signed a document confirming
that I have no soul. I also have a 13 inch ♥♥♥♥