вчера с пацанами выебали мать твоего друга nothing personal , скажи ему что мы забыли ей заплатить, пусть свяжется с нами

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash
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No committee could ever come up with anything as revolutionary as a camel --
anything as practical and as perfectly designed to perform effectively under
such difficult conditions.
-- Laurence J. Peter
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Pedaeration, n.:
The perfect body heat achieved by having one leg under the
sheet and one hanging off the edge of the bed.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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'We'll all be killed.'
'Think of it as the lesser of two evils.'
'What's the other one?'
Vimes drew his sword.
'Me.'
(Jingo)
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In Nature there are neither rewards nor punishments, there are consequences.
-- R.G. Ingersoll
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If you want divine justice, die.
-- Nick Seldon
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Tact, n.:
The unsaid part of what you're thinking.
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