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0.1 hrs on record
NOT WORTH THE MONEY: maybe for less then 1$/€
It feels like a glorified Flash-game, you sit in your bunker and you have no control except your mouse. You are tasked to shoot at landing enemies, which have very little challenge or variety. You are supposed to gain an arsenal of weapons, which seem very historical until you shoot them, then they become cheap and boring. You can have about 10 "Weapons", which turn out to be just 5 different ones, doubled and placed in different locations on the already small area. Animations are kept to a minimum and it shows.
It is a Flash-game and the price is completely unjustifiable !!!
Posted 29 February.
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4 people found this review helpful
5.5 hrs on record
If you like Chores, this is the game for you!
The only "fun" you will probably have is with the Earth-Gun which has no limit in digging and you can make some funny figures with it, that is all the fun.
The principal is this, you dig for something
- find that something
- find more than you need and your finite (and not extendable) inventory space will allow you to carry (literally like 8-9 stacks max)
- use the ones you need and just let the rest lay around to rot (the storage system is practically non-existent, and if, it is the most tedious system, mostly drag and drop)
- then you get to the top, notice you are missing a specific resource
- get back down, repeat.
The only difference that can occur is that the crucial resource you need is on another planet, so you can do the same thing as above but instead of digging you sit in a spacecraft that is one miss-click away from ruining the whole game.

The crafting is boring as hell, because you don´t, you get printers which can print the needed things, this seems logical until you have so much useless stuff you simply do not need anymore to craft in the hud system and you can then sift through all of them for the desired one.

The camera movement and placement need you to stay calm at times, because they simply don´t want to work, you will often have to twist the camera to simply load stuff onto something or worse you want to "quickly" get your fallen backpack so you can continue were you left.
The biggest enemy is the oxygen, it is not challenging but a chore again, you will have to bring "tethers" which connect you to your oxygen, they take up a whole space in your bag and they get annoying quick.
the camera/viewing mechanic is simply just there because they wanted to be different, allowing a 1st person view would already greatly improve the game.
Having to click and drag to make the camera turn is so annoying, turning it off makes it worse, what was so wrong with the standard ? (you know, ego shooter standard, WASD + mouse, if you need a cursor to click at stuff, let us use ALT or SHIFT to allow a cursor)
IT IS BORING, for that price there are so many other games out there that do a much better job at exploration, resources, crafting and interaction
I can not recommend this game at all, if you hope this is a good multiplayer game, i have to disappoint you too, you can not see anything the other does, sharing resources is tedious, and multiple people do not change the flow, dynamic or anything, the whole job is designed to be finished solo and you feel it, no sense of reward.

You are literally a garbageman in space trying to build your useless homeless shelter, which doesn´t even look good or can be customized, you will have to be happy with this very linear, unrewarding, boring, single-play game that has the character depth of a puddle.
Posted 30 July, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.8 hrs on record
Boring after a couple holes, you have no way of scoring a Hole in One in any Holes, except for maybe two at the start, but also only if you know the controls extremely well. Gave up the History Mode it becomes just tedious and feels more like a task to get to the next hole, no reward either. The Radio becomes quite annoying after some time, just my taste, but it consist mainly of people retelling their story and its more of a scripted Podcast to listen to. Expect no real Golfing, it´s just a medium to progress the game, instead of, for example, walking and jumping
Posted 14 October, 2022.
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1,209.8 hrs on record (99.8 hrs at review time)
fun to play with friends
its not easy, hard work for slow PC`s
Posted 28 November, 2019.
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4.5 hrs on record
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Hell this game was awesome. The begininng was a bit slow but after realising things it went like a rollercoaster. It has an amazing plot and is really good written. I love this game
Posted 1 January, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
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57.6 hrs on record (21.5 hrs at review time)
This Game is just Amazing, i dont want it to end. I could play a game in this world my whole life
Posted 10 August, 2017.
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56.5 hrs on record (11.1 hrs at review time)
This Game is very good. Its Design and Story are just Lovable. If you saerch a Game with shooting,a good Story and some creeps this is your game.
Posted 1 July, 2017.
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