ClarkyKickAss
Josh but people call me Clarky   Australia
 
 
My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (12M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (9/11). Reddit, AITA?
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Enzed 5 Apr, 2024 @ 9:41am 
I LOVE SMELVIN
RusticMustard 8 Oct, 2023 @ 3:00am 
certified green moments
Lambda 12 Sep, 2022 @ 12:30pm 
Grey always wins :3