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Recreational Slumming:
The practice of participating in recreational activities
of a class one perceives as lower than one's own: "Karen! Donald!
Let's go bowling tonight! And don't worry about shoes ... apparently
you can rent them."
-- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated
Culture"
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It is a profoundly erroneous truism, repeated by all copy-books and
by eminent people when they are making speeches, that we should cultivate
the habit of thinking about what we are doing. The precise opposite is the
case. Civilization advances by extending the numbers of important operations
which we can perform without thinking about them. Operations of thought are
like cavalry charges in battle -- they are strictly limited in number, they
require fresh horses, and must only be made at decisive moments.
-- Alfred North Whitehead
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One time while I was in my basement I decided it would be a good time to jerk off, the door to the basement locked, (so I thought) and my computer in front of me with a bottle of lotion in my hands. My grandfather then took it upon himself to barge into my humble abode of a room that was the basement and then proceeded to watch me masturbate in silence. SO I thought, but no, my grandfather died of a heart attack by seeing me with my hand on my erect penis. I obviously had to hide the body, so I tried, that didn't work, but then I had to go to the hospital apparrently, I didn't even remember what happened after I went into the restroom but stories are told that I was so frightened by my own ugly personification that is my body and face that I had a panic attack and passed out. Now I know why my grandfather died quickly, because he would have ever gotten frightened at his grandson masturbating, he'd join in.

Ok so I was taking my daughter shopping for homecoming at her school and she tried on a really cute dress. She asked me how she looked and I said "great" and then I said "if I wasn't your father, I'd ♥♥♥♥ you right in the ♥♥♥♥♥". Now I get that joke was probably cringe and I probably shouldn't have told it in retrospect but I have always had kind of an odd sense of humor but my daughter took this joke really bad. She just went back in her changing room and wouldn't say a WORD to me. I tried to apologize but she just gave me a dirty look and wouldn't say anything. Then she told my wife when she got home and it led to a BIG argument between the two of us and now my wife says she is gonna leave me (for some other issues as well related to my job). My daughter still isn't talking to me. I seriously don't know why she is THIS pissed. I obviously didn't mean it-I was just trying to be affable.

I mean lets be honest Jake Paul is kind of cute. And his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ personality really kind of turns me on. As a 37 year old man from Wisconsin, it really brings out my dominance kink. I just want to pin him down and ♥♥♥♥ some humility into him. I think he would enjoy it.

I'm super into buttholes. Like ladies buttholes, It's a borderline obsession. Like 90% of the porn I watch is just different things being done with ladies buttholes. I don't like seeing ♥♥♥♥♥ in buttholes, but literally anything else is fair game. I like little buttholes. Big buttholes. Hairy buttholes. Smooth buttholes. Virgin ones. Well used ones. Dark ones. Light ones. ALL THE BUTTHOLES. I love it especially when the ♥♥♥♥♥ is completely ignored and focus is 100% butthole. I'm not just into extreme stuff either. I like everything from just pictures of buttholes to extreme stuff that most people find disgusting, like gaping and even scat. I hate saliva though, and it saddens me that so many pornstars feel the need to use spit-lube. Really throws me off