There's 6 things I know in this crazy, mixed up world:
1) I am not a number
2) I am not a tractor
3) Dolphins are mammals, not fish
4) Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
5) Cockroaches are icky but people might hate them less if they:
a) Could be potty-trained and stopped pooing in your food
b) Did amusing little dances or performed ballet
c) Could be trained to ride tiny bicycles
6) I don't know what the sixth point is, but I do know that I don't know, and so the not knowing becomes something I know. So, uh, yeahh....thanks for reading this crap, I guess?