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Personal Achievements
 

Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies
Unlocked 21 May, 2019 @ 3:34pm

Dirty Daddy

Play with the "Strange Rubber Object" (Classic)
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2018 @ 4:58pm

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)
Unlocked 2 May, 2021 @ 7:06pm

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2018 @ 5:41pm

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2018 @ 3:35pm

One Last Goodbye

Be looking at your baby as they die (Classic)
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2018 @ 4:56pm

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2018 @ 5:10pm

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times
Unlocked 22 May, 2019 @ 1:41pm

Iced Iced Baby

Freeze in the fridge as a Baby
Unlocked 20 May, 2019 @ 3:56pm

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2018 @ 3:26pm

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2018 @ 5:07pm

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2018 @ 3:50pm

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:54pm

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 1:06pm

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:52pm

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 1:13pm



Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn

Disobedient

You ignored the note

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove

Found Another Daddy

In the Basement of the Control Room
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