Peter: Looks out curtain at Lois, who's sitting in the front row Look who came crawling back.
Joe Swanson: [Joe is crawling on the stage towards Peter] Peter! Have you seen my wheelchair?
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Mulder: Lots of files.
Scully: Lots and lots of files!

"The X-Files: Paper Clip"
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"You know, we've won awards for this crap."
-- David Letterman
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But Officer, I stopped for the last one, and it was green!
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Peter: [Peter has taken a hose to the staircase and sprayed it with water] Hey, Brian, I made a waterslide with the stairs! [goes down the stairs hitting bumps until he hurts himself, and starts crying like a little kid]
Brian: I'm not going to call the hospital because you wouldn't learn anything if I do.
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She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way a midget is
good at being short.
-- Clive James, on Marilyn Monroe
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