Playtime past 2 weeks:
0.2h

View global achievement stats
You must be logged in to compare these stats to your own
39 of 76 (51%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2020 @ 3:24pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2020 @ 3:24pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2020 @ 3:17pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2020 @ 7:38am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 15 May, 2020 @ 9:13am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 17 May, 2020 @ 12:36pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2019 @ 2:46pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2021 @ 10:46am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2021 @ 5:14am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2019 @ 3:53am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2020 @ 4:48am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2021 @ 6:49am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2019 @ 2:43pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2020 @ 3:24pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2019 @ 1:37am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2019 @ 3:57pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2019 @ 10:29am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2021 @ 12:02pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2019 @ 10:14am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2021 @ 4:56am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2019 @ 7:17pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2020 @ 4:48am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2020 @ 4:42am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2019 @ 10:31am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2021 @ 4:29am

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2021 @ 4:40am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2021 @ 10:32am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2021 @ 6:43am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2019 @ 4:04pm

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2021 @ 6:38am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2021 @ 2:43am

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 3:34am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2021 @ 11:26am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 16 May, 2021 @ 12:46pm



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!