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>!*Silhouette of product fades into view. Camera zooms in on rotating pedestal on white background with Oreo Red Velvet™️ box, a plate of Oreo Red Velvet™️ cookies, and a glass of milk.*!<
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>!Introducing -- for a limited time only -- !<
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>!*Pan to dim lighting, revealing Oreo logo on red cookie. Turn table to view opened cookie; zoom shot on off-white filling.*!<
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>!...a classic holiday flavor...!<
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>!*Lights brighten to white, then fade to clarity. Snow begins to fall.*!<
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>!...in a package you love. [Footnote: this should sync with the end of the introduction segment. Verse 1 should begin with the next paragraph, but only instrumentals should be audible.]!<
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Mega-snak Double Fried Ranch and Cheddar Grease-dipped South Grand Elk Falls Homestyle ‘Tater Crunchers? Well ain’t that just some doggone cringe, partner