I F.UCKING HATE THE INTERNET
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I F.UCKING HATE THE INTERNET SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MUCH, F.UCK YOUR $HITPOSTING I HONEST TO GOD F.UCKING HOPE YOUR MOTHER CHOKES ON YOUR OWN FECES IN HELL, YOU C OCKSUCKERS

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Based? Based on what? on your d ick? Please shut the f uck up and use words properly you f uckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correlate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random $hit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the f uck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "♥♥♥" in the stage? HELL NO YOU F UCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the f uck up and use words properly you dumb b itch

I just have one thing to say... If you think for a second, that putting milk before cereal is valid in any way, think again buddy. You know what happens to little boys and girls who don't put the cereal in the right way?! THEY END UP ON THE GROUND OUTSIDE OF A LOCAL WALMART, NEVER TO SEE THEIR PARENTS AGAIN. YOU'RE PATHETIC. NOBODY LIKES YOU, NOT EVEN YOUR UNBORN CHILDREN. Say hi to Satan for me you vile creature.

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