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Sometimes I think my cat is a bit of a queer, not there's anything wrong with that of course. It's just that he's affectionate. Like super affectionate. He's always trying to sit on my lap and rub his face on me. It's suspect behavior if you ask me. Like, I get it. We're bros and all, but even bros have to have boundaries. One time I was napping on my couch and he just jumps on my chests and rubs my face with his nose. And during this he was purring constantly, as though he was enjoying it. Isn't that a sign of deviant behavior? He didn't even say "no ♥♥♥♥," which of course would've made everything alright. When I change my clothes he watches me, and whenever I take a♥♥♥♥♥♥ he's always weaving in between my legs and rubbing up against them. Like dude, my♥♥♥♥♥♥is out. Show some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ respect for my privacy. He even sleeps in the same bed as me if I forget to shut my door at night. Am I crazy, or is all that a tad odd?