Life is like arriving late for a movie, having to figure out what was
going on without bothering everybody with a lot of questions, and then
being unexpectedly called away before you find out how it ends.
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Insufficient facts always invite danger.
-- Spock, "Space Seed", stardate 3141.9
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Chris: Go away, you're not welcome here! [pointing at his fat stomach]
Meg: Wow, Chris, did you lose weight? You're wicked skinny, I'm jealous.
Chris: Thanks Meg. I'm jealous of your moustache.
Meg: Mom?
Lois: Oh, it's fine, Meg. It makes you look dignified.
Meg: But, Mom!
Lois: Now I love all of my children equally.
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Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.
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We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married
for four and a half years.
-- Nick Faldo
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