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Hey bro! Add me pls

Hey it's me, we just played together. I noticed you didn't add me but I sent you a friend request haha, maybe it glitched or something you're pretty cool though like I said before, that's why I got my team to throw for you. It's so cool to see a girl playing in games though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was your boyfriend I'd make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not real though because we aren't together (at least yet) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of course coz otherwise it would be weird and I don't want to get cooties from you ewwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p

batty man