Sam Scribbler
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“The dragon had the power to create. The Oni had the power to destroy. Their war was never ending. But a child arrived, born of both worlds. The child understood the power of both. Without one, you could not have the other. But when the Oni and the dragon fought over which side the child should choose, the child abandoned their world to start a new one called Ninjago.”
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John Kler 2023. dec. 9., 11:11 
A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~
Lou Sassole 2023. aug. 4., 10:15 
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█░░▀░░▀░░░░░▀▄▄░░█░█He needs your help.
█░▄░█▀░▄░░░░░░░▀▀░░█Copy/paste Toby to help him.
█░░▀▀▀▀░░░░░░░░░░░░█If not, he will use the Legendary Artifact's power. it will shatter your skull
Lou Sassole 2023. jún. 29., 10:28 
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Eagle mommy 2023. jún. 1., 11:57 
+ rep, heavy thruster
Lou Sassole 2022. máj. 28., 14:58 
Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbor's 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbor's yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to incorporate it into my cooking again in secret.
My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavor for the better - I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my nut butter. I'm not about to outright lie to my mother.
I consider myself a respectable man of principles, you know.
Lou Sassole 2022. máj. 28., 14:58 
Look👀, aye 😨 He's in love 😍 with who i am😝 back in high school 📖 i used to jerk him with my hands 👊🍆💦 now i hit👊😨 that orgy sex with condoms in my hands 😜✋ i did half a xan 😪 now I'm poundin' on my mans 🤤🍆
Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen?
About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese.
I didn't notice much difference in flavor when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse.