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on batteries."
Mal: "Oh God! I can't know that!"
Jayne: "I could stand to hear a little more..."
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"You know, we've won awards for this crap."
-- David Letterman
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Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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Q: What is orange and goes "click, click?"
A: A ball point carrot.
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Our way is peace.
-- Septimus, the Son Worshiper, "Bread and Circuses",
stardate 4040.7.
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Yes me, I got a bottle in front of me.
And Jimmy has a frontal lobotomy.
Just different ways to kill the pain the same.
But I'd rather have a bottle in front of me,
Than to have to have a frontal lobotomy.
I might be drunk but at least I'm not insane.
-- Randy Ansley M.D. (Dr. Rock)
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