So there I was sitting there withering away as the ages pass me. My son come to me and asked "father im tired of playing Garfield Kart". I let out a small sigh how could anyone in there right mind leave the glory that is Garfield Kart. But that faithful night I caught my son playing an early access game called Powerwash Simulator. I proceeded to give him a slight smack across the face. I take away his laptop and don't say a word, my face lacking any emotion shows how disappointed I am in him. (How naive I was.) Later that night I chose to play and answer the burning question I had. How in the world could he play this over the perfection that was Garfield Kart? But it was gazing into nirvana. The dynamic feel of powerwashing made me feel rejuvenated with wonder and hope, by the 10th hour I gazed upon a mirror and reflected on who I'd become. What a fool I am , a man caught in the old days. I returned the laptop to my son and told him "Son, when you grow up Would you be the savior of the broken The beaten and the damned?" With a tear down his face his nodded. I gave him a loving fatherly embrace. That boy then grew up to be John Leguizamo, the actor who fabulously played Luigi in the 1993 cinematic film Super Mario Bros. This game saved me in more ways than one. I implore those who are hesitant to buy the game to give it a chance, you maybe saved from yourself and find the enlightenment that you have been searching for. As a wise man from a begone era once said "tis better to piss in the shower than shower in the piss"
TLDR:GOOD GAME