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45 of 50 (90%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 5:04pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:17pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 11:34am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:43am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 8:20am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 11:33am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 11:57am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:20am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 8:25am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:55am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:43am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 10:00pm

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 10:00pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 3:09pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:58pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 6:50pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 11:11am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 11:22am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 10:00pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 1:29pm

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 11:42am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:34pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 10:00pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 3:40pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:50pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:37pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:44pm

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 10:00pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:12pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 6:09pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:22pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:06pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 3:09pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:20pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 6:45pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:18pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 11:40am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:37pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 1:47pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:12pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:27pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:30pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 1:05pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 3:56pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 11:07am



Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.