I am Deimos the God of Terror. Worship me for all eternity otherwise you will be banished to the realm of fear for lifetimes to come
Out of my profile you don’t belong here....... or do you? I think I may high atm I don’t really know to be honest.


Here’s a story. So once there was this little banana who was so intelligent that he managed to force himself to grow legs. This little banana also built himself a house and grew more bananas then they built houses and what do you know it became a village. Then the unspeakable happened a monkey came killed and ate most of the bananas it left half of one, that half of one healed itself and grew its other half. He then made became so big that he ended up eating the monkey that ate most of his village. The monkey ended up calling him ‘Banana Kong’. Eventually the US military has to come and fight the Banana Kong and failed so they called in the Hulk who ended up eating the Banana Kong. The Banana Kong was so smart that it managed to take over the Hulks body and control him. The world ended up asking the avengers to fight the Banana Kong, the Kong defeated them. Eventually when Thanos rocked up and was like ‘Hey look you ♥♥♥♥♥ I’m going to destroy this planet with all you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on it’, Banana Kong defeated him and ate him and he got so big that he became his own planet. He eventually started to mould and started dying unfortunately pieces of him landed on Earth and re-enacted the whole extinction of dinosaur thing but on humans this time. Now the Banana Kong had some rivers and oceans on it and became known as ‘possibly a new Earth’