-rep annoying killer, who can only camp hook and tunnel right after that. brain dead clown.

-rep bad surv

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+rep – "The Entity’s Worst Mistake (Survivor So Good It Breaks the Game)"
ATTENTION, DEVS: This man needs to be patched out of the game. When he loads into a trial, Killers DC on principle because they know they’re about to get outplayed in 4K Ultra HD. His skill checks are so precise, Great Skill Checks feel insulted by his mere presence.

A Partial List of His Crimes Against the Fog:

Looping? He doesn’t loop Killers—he trains them, like a sadistic Peppa Pig episode where the Killer is the one crying.

Gen Rush? He repairs gens by staring at them menacingly. Toolboxes are just cosmetic for him.

Altruism? He’s unhooked you before you were hooked. The Killer dreams of catching him, but he’s already tea-bagging at the exit gate.

The Entity tried to nerf him by removing pallets, but he just 360’d into a locker and vanished. Rumor has it, if you say "Dead Hard" three times in a mirror, he appears and dodges the mirror too.

-rep – "A Masterclass in How Not to Survive"

Let’s be honest, my guy—if Dead by Daylight had a "How to Die Spectacularly" tutorial, you’d be the star. Your gameplay is like watching a headless chicken outrun a snail, yet somehow still end up on the hook in 10 seconds. Generous teammates might call you "distraction," but we all know you’re just the Killer’s part-time snack.

Highlights of your performance:

Urban Evasion? More like Urban Embarrassment—crouch-walking into the Killer’s arms like it’s a reunion.

Gen repairs? You’d fail a skill check if it was a single button.

Altruism? Oh, you’re great at it—if by "altruism" you mean unhooking me directly into the Killer’s terror radius.

At this point, the Entity doesn’t even want you—it feels bad taking someone who’s clearly suffering enough. Keep up the "work," and maybe one day you’ll be the reason Survivors DC at the lobby.

dementia ridden, useless survivor