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ㅤ* Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
ㅤ* I consider "On Time" to be when I get there.
ㅤ* A couple are dining in a restaurant when the man suddenly slides under the table. A waitress, noticing that the woman is glancing nonchalantly around the room, wanders over to check that there's no funny business going on. "Excuse me, madam", she smarms, "but I think your husband has just slid under the table." "No he hasn't", the woman replies. "As a matter of fact, he's just walked in."
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