ive had 3 local tattoo artists block me because i kept asking them if they could do a big picture of you on my forehead + one on the back of my left hand (watch is on my left) as well as my left palm of my hand too (so i could open it like a book kind of thing). thinking ill keep looking for the right guy

AMA just signed the tits of a 10

Last time Clod got laid, Dust hadn't graced this universe with its omnipotent presence yet.

Just poured boiling hot water over two recent commenters here though primarily ries, can we ♥♥♥♥?

+rep cast in the sons of the forest as one of the locals

Let me tell you a story about this individual named Clod. Clod tickles old mens junk outside of Centrelink to try and leech their pension off of the poor old lads who haven't felt a ladies touch in 25 years. Unfortunately for them Clods touch could never be considered a ladies due to the absolute filthy bogan blood that runs through Clods veins. Not only does Clod leave these poor lonely old men without any money, Clod leaves them without even the touch of a woman. Please Clod, I beg you stop and reconsider what treacherous impact your actions have on the Centrelink community.