It was 2 days before Animecon, 2006 I had just remembered about the convention and wanted to attend, but the authentic japanese costume shop had a 1 week lead time As a resourceful man, I saw that my mother didn't have much to do so I gave her my size and told her to make me a costume Well it turns out I'd gained 60lbs from the last time I was measured so that useless woman's costume was like wayyyyy too tight However, I had nothing else and didn't want to go in looking like an idiot so I went in with the costume as it was As I walked into the convention center, I saw a woman dressed like a slut, her eyes mocked my every move She must have told all the other women in there about me, because they had the same look on their faces As I approached my first booth I tripped on some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥'s fedora It was at that moment, that my pants broke, revealing my micropenis About 10 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ were just staring at me in disgust, silently mocking me I knew they had seen my shame, so the only thing to do at that point was to defend my honor I screamed "My micropenis is not for you to mock, ♥♥♥♥♥♥! It's a genetic condition, I can't control it!" This made them run away in fear, as anyone would at the sight of 300lbs of pure muscle After everyone in the immediate area had left, I called mother to pick me up and informed her of her terrible sewing job I described the importance of proper sewing technique as she drove me home, weeping tears of shame The sewing incident still haunts me to this day, I get PTSD just looking at women.