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Bandit #1: "And I think maybe you're gonna give me a little one-on-one
time with the missus."
(Husband) Jayne: "Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part.
See, I married me a powerful ugly creature."
(Wife) Mal: "How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new
people?"
(Husband) Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would."
(Wife) Mal: "You are not the man I met a year ago." (they suddenly draw
their guns on the bandits, Mal slowly pulling his bonnet off)
Mal: "Now think real hard. You been bird-dogging this township a while now.
They wouldn't mind a corpse of you. Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail
cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I
will end you."
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