the complete LACK of any description of Lord Gwyn, who is a KING I suppose snort having ANY kind of discernible tax policy! His capital, Anal London I believe you so quaintly named it chuckles seems to be quite grandiose, aye? But how does he PAY for it all? Flying buttresses ah yes, great big knights patrolling around, who pays for THOSE? urine stain slowly spreads on shorts You've got to THINK about these things, man, or else I won't get any work done at all! falls into diabetic coma

Mi-Mi-Miya*sputters as he loses oxygen* MITSUBISHI-san, I am a VERY busy man, you must understand eats I am as of late working quite diligently on my newest book, The fart The WINDS of Winter, sweats loudly I have only so much time to devote to your little electronic amusement.*hacks up chicken bone* But what I find TRULY egregious, based on the material you have provided me, and belches based on your PREVIOUS work, is the complete lack of believable World-Building. In particulaaaaaaaarrrrrr*heart stops for 20 seconds*

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It's COOL to be Jewish!
Post this on the wall of a kosher friend and tell them how COOL they are for being bankers!!!

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :^)

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