I'm in the thick of it, everybody knowsThey know me where it snows, I skied in and they frozeI don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just coldForty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been toldI'm in my prime and this ain't even final formThey knocked me down, but still, my feet, they find the floorI went from living rooms straight out to sold-out toursLife's a fight, but trust, I'm ready for the warWoah-oh-ohThis is how the story goesWoah-oh-ohI guess this is how the story goesI'm in the thick of it, everybody knowsThey know me where it snows, I skied in and they frozeI don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just coldForty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been toldFrom the screen to the ring, to the pen, to the kingWhere's my crown? That's my blingAlways drama when I ringSee, I believe that if I see it in my heartSmash through the ceiling 'cause I'm reachin' for the starsWoah-oh-ohThis is how the story goesWoah-oh-oh

I guess this is how the story goes
I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows
They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze (woo)
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told
Highway to heaven, I'm just cruisin' by my lone'
They cast me out, left me for dead, them people cold
My faith in God, mind in the sun, I'm 'bout to sow (yeah)
My life is hard, I took the wheel, I cracked the code (yeah-yeah, woah-oh-oh)
Ain't nobody gon' save you, man, this life will break you (yeah, woah-oh-oh)
In the thick of it, this is how the story goes
I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows
They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told
I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows (everybody knows)
They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze (yeah)
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
Forty somethin' milli' subs

so, I've been told (ooh-ooh)
Woah-oh-oh (nah-nah-nah-nah, ayy, ayy)
This is how the story goes (nah, nah)
Woah-oh-oh
I guess this is how the story goes

♥♥♥♥ man, this wizard war is ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar ♥♥♥♥, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common ♥♥♥♥ like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the ♥♥♥♥ outta here.

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

First of all, get this in your head: IM NOT GAY! I don't know why I feel like this, but I'm not. I want to stop talking to you for a while because I want to get over you. By that, I mean I want to stop have urges to make out with you. Yeah, I told you it's disgusting. I want to stop wanting you in my bed. Why do you think I've been asking you questions of what you'd do if I went gay for you? I wanted to know what'd you'd do. I've wanted to do you since the first day of school. Lol. I feel like throwing up myself just typing this. I kept smelling that stupid jacket of yours when you left it here. Let me remind you, IM NOT GAY. My friend said just go for it and try myself on you, but I know it's wrong. That's probably all... I know I'm leaving ♥♥♥♥ out, but that's alright. Don't tell anyone! I really don't know why I'm like this. I think I'm just addicted to sex. Yes, I've done others, but I don't have an STD. Lol. I'm clean. One last thing, IM NOT GAY