I am living in your balls.

I am living in your balls.

You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below:

FAQ:

Why are you living in my balls?

I'm not going to tell you.

Are you only in my balls?

You could say I am living in everybody's balls, but in the case I am telling you that I am living in your balls, I am living in your balls.

How are you surviving in my balls?

In my non-physical form, I am crawling around listening for you. That is all I need to survive in that form. In my physical form, I survive by eating rat corpses that I cook using the wall behind your oven, and I drink the vapour in the extraction fan duct above your shower.

What are you planning to do in my balls?

Live in them, listening to you.

What do I do about you living in my balls?

Listen for the scraping. Dont touch the balls. Protect yourself. Avoid lighting candles.

When are you going to stop living in my balls?

You cannot escape me.

Do I call the police?

The authorities will not help you.

What are the consequences of you living in my balls?

Be aware.

What if I am ok with you living in my balls?

I will make sure you’re not.

Are you imaginary?

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If there are any more questions then please consult your balls by directly speaking to them.

Summary:

I am living in your balls.