"Bro. Bro you hear that? *sniff sniff*"
"The player you are trying to join to group with wasn't available right now"
"I'm having a seizure." | "Okay, well, don't."
"He got wet from the water"
"HEY! Vsauce, Micheal here. What is 'sleep', and how do I get some?"
"Why does your Highlander look like a Highlander???"
"I'm not biased, but-"
"Always facing east"
"I think I'm gonna don't"

Memento Mori.