-Rep After a good game in cs, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a cs lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ pushing against my leg. I punched him and then i ran. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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Raaka-aineet:

1,5 dl vettä tai maitoa
1 dl korppujauhoja
1 Sipuli
1 muna
1 tl suolaa
2 tl aromisuolaa
1 tl pippurisekoitusta
400 g jauhelihaa

Ohjeet
Sekoita veteen korppujauho ja mausteet. Anna imeytyä hetken. Lisää muna, hienonnettu sipuli ja jauheliha ja sekoita tasaiseksi massaksi. Laita mureke pitkänomaiseen leipävuokaan tai muotoile mureke suoraan leivinpaperilla vuoratulle uunipellille. Paista 200 asteessa n. 25-30 min.

Hello you sickle in a soviet flag. Can you sow these enemies for me oh you great man of Stalin. Please I need more elo because my mother russia is needing me to join experience of a life time in a special operation. I must get some elo to get drafted to national cs hopping team please

i got aids and couple other STD from deagle he dropped me. -rep