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And tapes without any tracks;
Stretchy tapes and snarley tapes
And tapes mixed up on the racks --
Take hold of the tape
And pull off the strip,
And then you'll be sure
Your tape drive will skip.
-- Uncle Colonel's Cursory Rhymes
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[observing Brian at a dog race]
Carter Pewterschmidt: Oh my god. He's violating Sea Breeze.
Peter: No, he's just awkwardly positioning himself... OK, NOW he's violating Sea Breeze.
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The Hollywood tradition I like best is called "sucking up to the stars."
-- Johnny Carson
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The trouble with a lot of self-made men is that they worship their creator.
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The mome rath isn't born that could outgrabe me.
-- Nicol Williamson
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"If you want to travel around the world and be invited to speak at a lot
of different places, just write a Unix operating system."
(By Linus Torvalds)
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