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ㅤ* My neighbor asked if he could use my lawnmower. I told him of course he could, as long as he didn't take it out of my yard.
ㅤ* A man went to the doctor, "Look doc", he said, "I can't stop my hands from shaking." "Do you drink much?" asked the doctor. "No", replied the man, "I spill most of it."
ㅤ* A man visits his doctor: "Doc, I think I'm losing it", he says",I'm forever dreaming I wrote Lord Of The Rings." "Hmm. One moment", replies the doctor, consulting his medical book. "Ah yes, now I see... you've been Tolkien in your sleep."
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