Martingo's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:40am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 6:25am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 7:16am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 11:59am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 10:50am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 1:39pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 9:33am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 9:07am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 11:40am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 3:29pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 3:47pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 5:26pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 4:34am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:13am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:20am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:25am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:35am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:48am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 8:37am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 11:46am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:17pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:41pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 9:33am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2024 @ 3:27pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2024 @ 3:27pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2024 @ 3:27pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2024 @ 5:07pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:16am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:55am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 7:09am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 11:51am

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:11am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:11am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:49am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 8:29am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 9:35am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 1:14pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:13am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:50am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 10:19am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:20am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 6:26am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:49pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:41am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 11:47am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:26pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:30am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 7:11am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 10:03am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 11:39am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 9:37am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 1:02pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 10:03am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 10:54am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 1:35pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 4:09pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 7:42am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2024 @ 2:32pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 1:07pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 1:30pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 4:10pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 4:25pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 4:25pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 4:01am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:26am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 6:25am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:48pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:07pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:36am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:00pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 6:18am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 10:59am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:02pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:20am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 2:00pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2024 @ 3:19am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:35pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2024 @ 3:20am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 3:39pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 5:28am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 1:28pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2024 @ 3:27pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 9:33am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 2:38pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 4:42pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 10:56am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 3:52pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 10:21am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:16pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:42pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 2:21am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 11:19am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 1:38pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 10:57am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 9:35am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 6:14am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 6:17pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 6:25pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 4:21pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 6:13pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 9:20am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 29 Jan, 2024 @ 8:16am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 3:35pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 9:10am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 9:36am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 4:58pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 5:26pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 5:40pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 5:24am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 9:36am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 10:51am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2024 @ 2:31pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 5:39pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 4:36pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 4:55pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 4:22pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 9:51am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 12:56am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 6:19am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:02pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 1:39pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 4:48pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 5:26pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 5:26pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 4:15am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 4:33am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 9:46am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 4:27pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 4:48pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 5:55pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 4:08am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 4:16am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 11:56am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 9:33am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 3:50pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 4:28pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 2:01pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 12:11pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2024 @ 2:32pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 1:57pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 4:41am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 9:29am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 9:40am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 5:07pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 6:15am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 9:42am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2024 @ 3:27pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 5:54pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 5:29pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 5:29pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 3:09pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 6:58am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 7:01am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 7:15am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 2:42pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:22am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:55am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 1:50pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 3:17pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 11:34am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 4:16pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 6:38am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 10:38am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 10:28am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 2:37pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 4:17pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 8:14am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 12:00pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 4:47am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2024 @ 2:33pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 4:25pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 4:34am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 9:24am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 9:28am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 4:16am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 9:39am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 3:31pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 3:25pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 3:35pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 3:35pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 3:36pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 3:35pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:04am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:54am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:06am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:54am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:55am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:55am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2024 @ 3:27pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 3:09pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 2:41am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 3:42pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 5:16pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 9:24am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 4:35pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 4:57pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 5:23pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 4:29am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 6:10am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 9:37am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 4:32pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 6:18am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 6:19am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 11:17am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 12:59pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 4:03pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 10:06am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 9:33am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 4:19pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 4:14am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 7:00am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 3:33pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 3:45pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:07am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 4:07am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 1:29pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 12:59pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2024 @ 3:39am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 3:12pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 3:31pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 6:26pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 4:05am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 5:14am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 9:20am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 4:19pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 5:50pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:43pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 3:09pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 10:42am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 2:36pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 3:35pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 6:18am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 5:03pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:36am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 4:30am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 4:34am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 9:31am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 4:31pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 4:38pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 6:26am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 7:04am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 11:19am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 3:33pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 3:50pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 3:51pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:59am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:30pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 9:48am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 9:33am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 5:58am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 7:30am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2024 @ 3:28pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 11:28pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2024 @ 2:58am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 12:05pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 4:07pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 6:14am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 11:11am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 3:21pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 3:28pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 3:53pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 6:36am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 9:47am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 4:32pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 6:03pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 6:22am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 8:24am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 11:13am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 12:34pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 4:02pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 4:14am

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 6:26am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 6:29am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 6:42am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 9:44am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:16am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 6:29am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:54am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:54am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 4:01am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 6:46am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 4:14am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 9:59am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 1:53pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 1:57pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 1:44pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 1:51pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:41pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:41pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 3:43am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 2:02pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 7:18am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 2:49pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 4:15am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 4:40am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 9:07am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 3:32pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 4:37am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 5:07pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:05am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 4:13am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 10:06am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 4:16am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:55am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 4:06pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 3:47pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 5:52pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 11:18am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 3:50pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 6:19am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 11:12am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 3:31pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 3:50pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 3:50pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 4:00am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 4:14am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 6:41am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 10:03am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 1:40pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 1:49pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 1:51pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 2:46pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 4:02pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 6:40am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 6:41am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 6:44am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 6:48am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 9:44am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 10:03am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 10:05am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:42pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:47pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 4:10pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 4:16pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:52am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:58am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 6:21am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 6:24am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 1:44pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 1:49pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:43pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 4:04pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 9:24am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 9:33am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 30 Jan, 2024 @ 5:55am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 18 May, 2024 @ 9:10am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 3:32pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Unlocked 16 May, 2024 @ 1:55pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Unlocked 23 May, 2024 @ 1:44pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 10:35am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 10:35am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 2:30am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 2:30am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 2:30am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 10:40am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 1:39pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 1:56am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 1:56am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 12:10pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 2:47pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 3:52pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 31 Jan, 2024 @ 2:47pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 4:25am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 6:39am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 6:25am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:55am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 6:22am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 6:40am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 6:41am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 10:01am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 10:02am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 1:49pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 1:58pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:33pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 4:11pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 1:59am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 2:00am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 12:10pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 11:40am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 4:22pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 9:39am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 4:18am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 1:45pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:06am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 6:36am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 1:56pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 1:56pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 1:59am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 12:35pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 4:44am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:55am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 4:11pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 1:40pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 12:58pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 9:52am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 3:29pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2024 @ 9:45am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 3:32pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 5:35am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 4:29pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 11:15am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 3:54pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 6:36am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 9:52am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:38pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 4:14pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 12:10pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 2:51pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 9:31am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 9:47am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 1:06am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 1:55pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:53pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 2:42am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 2:02pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 10:11am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 11:14am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 3:12pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 29 Jan, 2024 @ 8:25am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 3:03am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:08pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 2:42pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 17 Feb, 2024 @ 6:33am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 12:08pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 4:06pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 4:05pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked 25 Apr, 2024 @ 3:38pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 3:45pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 4:51pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 2:44am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 2:59am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 12:52pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 2:58am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2024 @ 2:28pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 12:21pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 4:19pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:45pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 9:55am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 9:46am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 10:02am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 2:00pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:41pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:42pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:42pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 4:11pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 2:00am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 2:01am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 2:02am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 12:17pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 1:06pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 2:51pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 2:56pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 11:21am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:07pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 1:02pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 10:01am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 1:48pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 2:00pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:49pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 4:10pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 1:57am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 12:08pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 12:16pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 12:59pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 2:49pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 2:54pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 10:13am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 11:17am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 4:14pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2024 @ 2:31pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 4:07pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 4:35pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 6:14am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 3:54pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 4:12am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 9:48am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:37pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 4:15pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 3:07am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 2:49pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 11:21am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2024 @ 2:31pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 27 Apr, 2024 @ 4:55pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 9:44am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 9:52am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 2:47am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 9:36am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 6:41am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 6:18am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 4:01pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 5:08am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 2:03pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 10:16am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 11:27am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Apr, 2024 @ 4:21pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 4:45pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 4:45pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 4:26am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:14am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:32am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:10am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2024 @ 5:07pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:40am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2024 @ 2:04am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2024 @ 3:56pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 24 May, 2024 @ 1:30pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 10:32am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 7:48am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 2:21pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 6:43am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 1:56am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:02pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2024 @ 4:25am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).

Unlocked 22 May, 2024 @ 12:40pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:06pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 6:12am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 4:04am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 12:59pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:04am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 6:35am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:36pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:46pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 1:59am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 12:59pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 10:13am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 4:17pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 12:23pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 5:04pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 12:58pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 9:52am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 2:52am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 7:05am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:40pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 4:16pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 4:16pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 1:59am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 2:00am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 12:08pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 12:12pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 2:49pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 2:52pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 10:12am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 11:16am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 11:22am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2024 @ 6:33am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2024 @ 2:29pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 31 Jan, 2024 @ 2:53pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 May, 2024 @ 4:56pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2024 @ 3:47pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 5:15am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 9:40am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 5:23am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Jan, 2024 @ 8:33am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 Jan, 2024 @ 8:39am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 4:27am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 4:27am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 9:27am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 4:11pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 4:08pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 9:21am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 20 May, 2024 @ 3:50pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 1:53pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 5:33am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 5:33am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 1:34pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked 24 Jan, 2024 @ 4:57am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 4:27am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 4:22pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 12:59pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 1:31pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 29 Jan, 2024 @ 8:25am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 4:50pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 1:38pm

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 5:57am

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 4:25pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 11:20am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 3:52pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 6:19am

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 9:51am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:43pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 4:07pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 12:10pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 2:47pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 3:52pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 31 Jan, 2024 @ 2:47pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 4:51pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 5:08am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 5:23am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 3:28pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 9:53am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 2:49am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 5:58am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 4:09pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 2:00am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 12:08pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 12:16pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 2:14pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 2:50pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 9:21am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 10:12am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 11:17am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 4:24am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2024 @ 2:30pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 31 Jan, 2024 @ 12:13pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 2:28pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 4:54pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 4:35am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 5:27am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 5:57am

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 5:57am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Unlocked 23 May, 2024 @ 2:05pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 11:11am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 4:19pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 3:43pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2024 @ 2:28pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 5:00pm