couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂

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hold this ratio loser

hold this ratio loser

hold this ratio loser

hold this ratio loser

will do ;)

pm me for more info <3

i fit all of those

Now taking applications for a gf. You must be:
1. Female
2. Age 18-23
3. Japanese (exceptions will be made for white girls if small and skinny)
4. Willing to do as I as I ask
5. Have an IQ lower than mine (90)
6. Have 0 male friends
7. Cook 3 meals for me a day
8. Be willing to split to bill on a date
9. Be into kinky stuff (Will discuss in PM)
10. Send me nudes every day I do not see you in person.
11. Have sex with me as I ask
12. Be on birth control (condoms make me feel trapped, I simply can't find anything that fits)
13. Ideally not have a job
14. Install a tracking app on your phone so that I know your location at all points

I am a kind gentleman who will protect you at all times and in return all I ask is you pledge yourself to me. Please message me if you feel you fit this quota.

but then you totaled Brad.

you loved Brad

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It's COOL to be gay!

you owned a car named Brad

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

wow

rip

i can smell you

gay

please love me

ʸᵒᵘ ᵒʷⁿᵉᵈ ᵃ ᶜᵃʳ ᶠᵒʳ ᶠᵒᵘʳ ʸᵉᵃʳ, ʸᵒᵘ ⁿᵃᵐᵉ ᶦᵗ ᴮʳᵃᵈ, ʸᵒᵘ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ᴮʳᵃᵈ, ᵇᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉⁿ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗᵒᵗᵃˡᵉᵈ ʰᶦᵐ. ʸᵒᵘ ᵗʷᵒ ʰᵃᵈ ᵇᵉᵉⁿ ᵗʰʳᵒᵘᵍʰ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒᵍᵉᵗʰᵉʳ. ᵀʷᵒ ᵇᵒʸᶠʳᶦᵉⁿᵈˢ, ᵗʰʳᵉᵉ ʲᵒᵇˢ, ⁿᵒᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᶜᵃⁿ ʳᵉᵖˡᵃᶜᵉ ᴮʳᵃᵈ, ᵇᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉⁿ ᴸᶦᵇᵉʳᵗʸ ᴹᵘᵗᵘᵃˡ ᶜᵃˡˡˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵇʳᵉᵃᵏ ᶦⁿᵗᵒ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʰᵃᵖᵖʸ ᵈᵃⁿᶜᵉ.

+rep my lost brother

no

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