Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
ㅤ* So this bloke says to me, "Can I come in your house and talk about your carpets?" I thought, "That's all I need, a Je-hoover's witness".
ㅤ* Why is it that most nudists are people you don’t want to see naked?
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ teehee!

Thanks for the boost, you LEM smurf :)